"...Your thunder god is very different." Picturing Kord in either scenario is, alternately, hilarious and terrifying.

On the one hand, looming over the person you're arguing with is generally better. On the other hand it means he is staring directly down at Steve's bare thighs.

Okay. The pants were a mistake. He's big enough to admit that.

"How many people die before the line between 'bad' and 'stupid' gets too thin to matter?"