"I'd like to be surprised that hell comes with paperwork, but I'm pretty convinced it wouldn't really be hell if it didn't."

Look.

Just... look.

Keep dealing with your armor. And keep keeping it off the floor. The more serious question isn't one he even has a hard time answering. Because those theories he had? There's one at the top. "Yeah. There is. Chaos trickster 'God'." The lack of being impressed or considering Loki a god is audible. "Showed up, tried to take over the world with an army no one knows the origin of. We got his portal closed, dealt with them and sent him home to jail in a muzzle. And kept his shit."