There are a very limited number of acceptable ways for him to connect to other people, and that's been true for a long, long time.

It's a dare now, though he's pretty sure he's the one issuing it - Zerxus is just trying not to take it. He walks to the bathroom door and pushes it open, resulting in the lights coming on.

Not only is there a sunken tub big enough to host an orgy in, the shower stall is the size of a small bedroom and all the walls (save the glass doors) are covered in showerheads.

He looks back at Zerxus and lifts both his eyebrows.

Next objection, sir?