"No idea," he admits. "I'm a guy and a lab experiment, they're 'gods'. The younger one turned up out of his mind to make trouble, the elder turned up to try to drag him home. I like the older one and have bossed him around a few times, but I don't have details."

He moves to the table and starts dividing the food between two plates - he isn't eating alone. Well, he will if he has to, but he doesn't have to so he's not going to. He absolutely douses everything in honey, though, because it's effectively 'free' calories.